Forget Me Not
A couple weeks ago...
My cell phone rings. Call display says "Mom".
Me: "Hello??"
Mom: "Hey, where are you??"
"I just got off the GO train, I'm at Union Station now."
"Oh, so you did leave the house early eh."
"...hmmm??"
"Oh, nothing, I set the house alarm, but I forgot to check whether you were still at home."
"...& you call me NOW?? You left for work an hour ago mom."
"Oh ya, I know, I just remembered, heh heh."
"..."
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And tonight...
Got home by walking from GO station. Went upstairs to change & check messages before going back down to eat. Suddenly, cell phone rings. Call display says "Home".
Me: "Hello??"
Mom (in her room): "Hey, where are you now?? Do you need me to pick you up from the station??"
"Erm, I am...<walks towards mom's room>...right in front of your door."
"Oh, you're home already??"
"..."

Oh my lovely mom & her silliness. xP