Rat RaceI was just reading about the federal budget on the newspaper, & I realized that I don't even know who our current finance minister is...x_x Which is a shame considering how I used to be such a politics buff. I would read the
Toronto Star online every morning before I go to school, just to make sure I'm kept up with the current events. This love for politics only strengthened when I actually took the course in my final year of high school. Till this day,
Time remains as one of the two magazines that I can't live without (the other:
EW)...although now I tend to skim through it. Really quickly too. I just can't stand reading yet another article on the "crisis" in Iraq...<rolls eyes>
My fondest memory of my OAC politics class would definitely have to be the simu-election that we were forced to partcipate in. For some reason, much against my wishes, I was assigned to be part of the Canadian Alliance. Honestly I really didn't care much for the party, I've always been more of a Liberal, not to mention I really hated Preston Manning back then. So ya, I wasn't necessarily happy with the assignment...to make things worse, I was voted by my group members to be the leader of the party, so my main job was to run for Prime Minister, AS THE HEAD OF CA...O_o Before the actual election we had a campaign party where we were to serve food & drinks & to mingle with the other parties & candidates. I distinctly remember that my group managed to make everything blue & green (the official colours of CA): blue & green jello, blue & green cups, & we served Sprite as our drink (it's the colour of the bottle that we went for, lol). I wore a blue suit with a bluish-green shirt with a flashy-green tie (I actually have pictures...but no, I'm not gonna show the world =P), which was quite geeky I have to admit. Anyway, party was fun. People asked me questions regarding my platform to which I just bullshitted my way through. The next day was the debate between the party leaders...somehow, I managed to shame all my opponents by pulling stuff outta my ass. =P I remember throwing all these law terms that I learnt whenever I wanted to shut someone up, & that worked well, lol.
The election was the day after...& I lost by two votes. Wasn't necessarily disappointed, I knew from the start that it would be a close race between me & this other guy. Some of my party members were missing too, so lost more votes there. But I was most upset knowing that Mr. English DIDN'T vote for me...I was his pet for crying out loud!! Gurrrrr...
Here's the
election pamphlet that I made to give out during the campaign party. Ghetto huh?? I think I made it in 15 minutes...came up with the platform in 5, typed it up in 5, randomly selected & added those images in another 5. =P There's also a picture of me there, scanned from some sticky pic that I took YEARS ago...God look how geeky I was...xD
P.S. Oh how can I forget to mention our campaign video?? That was bad. Very bad. I looked like a hybrid of some cocky businessman & Marlon Brando from
The Godfather. Eeesh.
P.P.S. I just remembered...the Canadian Alliance doesn't even exist anymore - they're the Conservatives now. Psssh. New bottle, old wine I say. =P And Stephen Harper is still a creep...